When I realize that finals are just around the corner

whatshouldwecallme:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

When I’m alone in my room & my favorite song comes on

whatshouldwecallme:

(Source: thescreamapillar)

eyeslikecominghome:

skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin

(Source: shalrath)

freddybenson:

happy mother’s day to the best mom out there

thanks, mom

watchtheskytonight:

satan-official:

thearchangeltrickster:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

waits for lucifer with anticipation

your waiting is over my friends

ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN

(Source: basedmadoka)

amoying:

amoying:

what did the french chef say to the pancake?

I DONT GIVE A CRÊPE